Dear Fake Friends I truly apologize for not dropping everyone and everything to hang out with you after 5 years of me reaching out to you and getting ignored. Please unfollow, unfriend, un-everything me. I have all the love I need and if I desperately need a friend, I’ll get a 🐕. The trend in Utah is, when people get married, they abandon ALL their friends. True love should be inclusive not secluded. I understand that marriage comes with challenges but 5 years without a 👋🏾. When the la la phase ends and boredom kicks in, they start trying so hard to reconnect but hey not so fast darling ! You can’t hop in and out of people’s life like that and expect them to embrace you with open arms. I am trying to be like Jesus, but I am not there yet. I’ll get back to you in 5. Yours truly.