volume ⬆️!! You know wut’s funny. If I wanted to walk with half this confidence, I’d need to be either hella pissed or hella happy AND I’d need my headphones popped in, blasting ratchet beats at full volume. AND even with all that, I couldn’t match a corgi’s natural, everyday swagger.
When ppl meet the boys irl, some are actually surprised that they’re legit clowns. (They prob assumed the vids/pics I post r rare moments i’m able to capture?) So to reassure u, plz enjoy this short vid. My iPhone’s on selfie mode, aimed over my shoulder. And this is us STARTING our walk. #smh#droppedimmediately#thisismylife
#tripdownturriblememorylane#thehorror U prob thinking, “wut am I looking at? 2 bigass body pillows laying ‘round abuncha candy wrappers?” Pretty Close! It’s actually the boys, laying back to back, after consuming an ungodly amount of fruit snacks from a COSTCO SIZED (yezzir-80 count) box. They ate SOO many that when I got home, there were still a few UNOPENED ones! Yes! their trickasses ate SOO many they physically couldn’t eat anymore! Their poop was the consistency of gooey gummy for DAYS. But aside from the stank goop-poop, they were perfectly fine. 🤓
.... would it make u feel better if i admitted this wasn’t real? that I just pushed ‘em together to take a cute pic? Well.. Too. Bad! Truth is, I’ve NEVER posed them for ANY pics! (If i could move ‘em, u think i’d spend my nites sleeping on a dog couch while they sleep on my bed?!!) So, i’m sorry, but if i have to see stuff like this n slowly go insane- questioning reality, then u do, too. #wellgoinsanetogetheri! #hystericallaughter* #hystericalsobbing* #mixtureofboth*
🎵: Post Malone- Psycho This vid makes me 😭 every friggin’ time. I was nervous- maybe Corgi would act aggressive/territorial? Wut if he can’t adjust to having a little brother? .... Nope! Nothing but patience & silliness & love. Instantaneously. #loveatfirstsniff
my. gawd. Will Stumphrey ever stop amazing me. So, he’s: • Facing AWAY from a rolled down window • Waiting in line (a nonexistent line, he just cued up behind Corgi for some reason) • Looking directly up (🤷🏻♀️) • aaand still having the best time of his friggin’ life #awkwardsincebirth#happyfriday!!